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Glossary Entry: Pari-Mutual of Omaha

A conflict of interest waiting to happen. At any moment. And at the next moment, and the next. We never have to wait long! Pari-Mutual of Omaha is both an insurance company and a betting platform whose infrastructure facilitates interactions between multiple individuals and groups, by providing a foundational system that enables these interactions (i.e., gambling) to occur. In a smooth operation of bet-hedging, a spacer can buy insurance from P-MoO, then bet that Pari-Mutual will deny their claim. Cover your ass, then cover your ass’s ass.