Starstruck

Glossary Entry: Amercadian Space Academy Fight Song

Known to cadets simply as Fight Fight Fight, but originally titled A Warning to Our Esteemed Adversaries, this most recent of many Space Academy Fight Songs was written in AE 12 by Cadet Amiable Goodwrench, of the planet Noo Mizoorah in the New Frontier. Critics have pointed to the line wherein Goodwrench suggests serving up Academy rivals in a “cheese fondu” as being proof of his sympathies with the goals of the Acadian Non-Brigade, though nothing in his history would support such a conclusion. The lyrics to Goodwrench’s song are as follows:

Fight, fight, fight,
Turn the darkness into light!
Smash the night
With our terrible might!
Oh whatta oh whatta oh whatta sight!
Fight, fight, fight!

Give me a wall and I’ll smash it down!
Stamp my foot and it shakes the ground!
Mash me a mountain into a mound!
Chew ‘em up, spit ‘em out!
If they want another bout,
We’ll show ‘em just who got the clout!
Grind ‘em up and sell ‘em by the quarter of a pound!

Fight, fight, fight,
Take a wrong and make it right!
Foes we’ll smite
And our rivals afright!
Oh whatta oh whatta oh whatta sight!
Fight, fight, fight!

Show me a hoop and I’ll jump right through!
Daze and amaze with my derring-do!
Nary a warrior that I can’t unglue!
Knock ‘em down, stomp ‘em flat,
Give ‘em several tits for tat!
Send ‘em where the pain is at!
Slice ‘em up and serve ‘em in a cheese fondu!

Fight, fight, fight,
Turn the darkness into light!
Smash the night
With our terrible might!
Oh whatta oh whatta oh whatta sight!
Fight, fight, fight!

Brigade Tigers
Fightin’ Brigade Tigers