The most intelligent species native to the planet Alias—the OG Alias, not the Art Squad knock-offs—which admittedly is setting the bar pretty low. And yes, they’re Alians (residents of Alias), as well as aliens (non-human and non-cyberform inhabitants of the multiverse). And yes, their heads do resemble onions, having very little room for a cerebral cortex. At least not one of any respectable size. The Alians move around on footless pseudolegs, the springy, grass-covered surface of Alias making this less painful than it might’ve been. And they do what they can with their stubby, 4-digit almost-hands, which admittedly isn’t much. The Onion-Heads are happy and fun-loving, their language consisting of musical tones, and they’re particularly fond of Amercadian-made synthesized imitation powdered egg substitute. Their lack of focus, probably caused by extremely short attention spans, makes it difficult for them to engage in any sort of organized activity, other then racing around the surface of their home planet on big-wheel trikes singing, “Weeeeeeeeeee!” It is believed the trikes were brought to Alias by human settlers, as technology of that sort, or indeed, of any sort, is beyond the capability of the Li’l Onion-Heads. Unless you know something we don’t know!