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Glossary Entry: Montreal

1) A township in Acadian Amercadia (or Acadia, if you self-identify as Acadian), on the site of what is said to have been a great city of the same name, during the later centuries of pre-wasting Terra. 2) A mythical city, similar to Atlantis, Atlanta or Ys. 3) A revolving city-sphere in orbit around the planet Toulouse, the third planet of the Guernican System. 4) A subdivision La Belle Level of Recreation Station 34. 5) A province of the Nouvelle Orleans Level of Recreation Station 97, known for having semi-permanent residents of Acadian descent. Citizens of all the Montreals, whether mythic or actual, speak a form of the ancient language Français, the speaking of which has been shown to lead to nicotine addiction, sexual excess and an emotional state that could be best described as chronic ennui, a condition that is somewhat mitigated by the fact that these same citizens seem to imbibe an inordinate amount of sparkling wine.