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Glossary Entry: Dromo Rustlers, Lyconian

An incredibly mean, incredibly stupid life form, native to the planet Lycon, Lyconian Dromo Rustlers give new meaning to the word “disgusting.” Disgusting is their habit of beating, booting, eating or looting anything in sight. Disgusting is the fact that they can mate with anything. Disgusting is the fact that anything they mate with immediately becomes gravid with their young, who issue forth in great litters, often numbering 18 or more, to then devour the host-mother in a sickening display of near-adult behavior. The name Lyconian Dromo Rustlers was settled on these barely sentient beings due to their habit of impregnating and devouring Lyconian Dromo cows. (See: Lycon)