Glossary Entry: Byzon Galaxy

A mythical galaxy that is always farther away than anything else, no matter where you happen to be in the known universe. Hence the expression: “I’m gonna kick your tail from here to the Byzon Galaxy.” A person said to be from the Byzon Galaxy is almost always said to be from “Bum-Boot, Egypt, in the Byzon Galaxy.” Translation: “You are a person (or person equivalent) from a town no one wants to visit, much less live in, in a country that no longer exists, if indeed it ever existed, in a Galaxy that is farther away than anything else in the known universe.” (see: Bumpkinville in the Zero Zone)

Byzon Galaxy