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Glossary Entry: Beastie

1) Any member of the elite guard of Prime Minister Glorianna of Pheobus. 2) Any devotee of the religion practiced by the Krystal Miners of the Mitochondrian Belt in the Pheobus System. 3) Any bad tempered, ill-mannered individual. 4) Any individual existing in an altered state of consciousness whether chemically, hypnotically, or Krystal-induced. In its religious sense, the word “beastie” implies a state of union with the Natural Multiverse. In its drunken sense, the word denotes a period of release from the strictures of rational thought and civilized society, hence the phrase, “walking his (or her) beastie.”

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